Adefunke Adeniyi
2 min readOct 31, 2021

BATHROOM THOUGHTS!

This evening, after watching a nice movie that ended with happily ever after, I went to the bathroom to do the needful and while I was there, this thought just popped up in my head.

Was Jesus ever attracted to any lady while he was here on earth?

How on earth did I conceive that thought? Well, I did.

So I have concluded that when I get to heaven, one of the questions I would ask Jesus is who he was emotionally attracted to while he was here on earth. And did He tell her?

Just thinking; even with purpose in mind, Jesus must have sighted a beautiful lady that was turning his head over.

I can imagine Jesus moving from Jerusalem to Capernaum to Sidon, and to all the places He went, and seeing so many beautiful young maidens swinging their hips here and there, and He, just minding His business with the death on the cross on His mind.

Maybe Jesus was just swinging his head and swallowing it all, I don't know, but when we get to meet, I'm going to ask him who he was attracted to.

Did “Konji” catch Jesus too? Omo, I give up!

I know Jesus is watching me type all of these and I’m sure He must be smiling at His silly girl.

Well, I’m just inquisitive. If Jesus was truly a man here on earth, He must have felt all of that. I’m just wondering how he was able to handle all of that.

I have to wait till I get to heaven to hear all of that gist, but before then, just going to be fine and face this new month in His might.

If you read to this point, Thank you. I know you must find me very weird to have conceived this. If you didn’t, thumbs up for you.

Cheers to a Better November 🥂

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Adefunke Adeniyi
Adefunke Adeniyi

Written by Adefunke Adeniyi

I am a passionate writer and a media juggernaut. Join me as I navigate adulthood with humor and heart!

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